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02-12-2019, 04:36 PM #441Senior Member
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Everyone be aware. There is a lot of new VD cases. My doctor just had 6 cases over the weekend alone. Don’t worry though. He’s ok now..... ba dump dump.
What a curse be a dull razor; what a prideful comfort a sharp one
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02-12-2019, 04:56 PM #442Senior Member
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I read this is an actual ad from 1964.Not sure if its real and sorry if its been posted already.Pretty clever and did not think they could get away with this stuff back then?
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02-12-2019, 05:20 PM #443Skeptical Member
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I could do this all year long. Lol
It's just Sharpening, right?
Jerry...
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02-12-2019, 05:54 PM #444Know thyself
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I'm kind of short, so I though "Wouldn't it be great if I grew another foot?" But then I realized I'd need another shoe.
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02-12-2019, 06:40 PM #445Senior Member
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Hey...what do cats eat for breakfast.
MiCE KRISPIESGasman likes this.Mike
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02-12-2019, 07:05 PM #446
A buck well spent on Spring made sheets...
ATTACH=CONFIG]302228[/ATTACH]Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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02-12-2019, 07:09 PM #447Senior Member
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I don't know...I've been to almost every state except the Dakotas.
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A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!
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02-15-2019, 03:06 AM #448Senior Member
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So Noah was on the Ark taking time to listen to complaints and the anteater approached him and said, "Really Noah? You only brought two ants?".
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02-15-2019, 03:35 AM #449'with that said'
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.. Originally Posted by Steel
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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02-19-2019, 12:57 AM #450Sharp as a spoon.
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Time for a "Dad" joke....I warned you.
Why can't you hear a Pteranodon use the bathroom?
Their "P" is silent!Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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