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    Everyone be aware. There is a lot of new VD cases. My doctor just had 6 cases over the weekend alone. Don’t worry though. He’s ok now..... ba dump dump.
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    I read this is an actual ad from 1964.Not sure if its real and sorry if its been posted already.Pretty clever and did not think they could get away with this stuff back then?




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    I could do this all year long. Lol

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    It's just Sharpening, right?
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    I'm kind of short, so I though "Wouldn't it be great if I grew another foot?" But then I realized I'd need another shoe.

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    Hey...what do cats eat for breakfast.

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    A buck well spent on Spring made sheets...
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    I don't know...I've been to almost every state except the Dakotas.

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    Actually isnít the Crazy Horse Monument is on the other side of Mount Rushmore?
    Itís still a funny joke though.
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    So Noah was on the Ark taking time to listen to complaints and the anteater approached him and said, "Really Noah? You only brought two ants?".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steel View Post
    So Noah was on the Ark taking time to listen to complaints and the anteater approached him and said, "Really Noah? You only brought two ants?".
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    Time for a "Dad" joke....I warned you.

    Why can't you hear a Pteranodon use the bathroom?




    Their "P" is silent!
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    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???

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