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    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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    There are some great jokes, here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celestino View Post
    There are some great jokes, here.
    Was that a joke???
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    Quote Originally Posted by celestino View Post
    There are some great jokes, here.
    I don't get it either

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    I fell asleep in pottery class.

    They just got to the bit about finishing the pots and I glazed over.

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    “Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly.
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    If someone who commits a felony is a felon, is a person who is guilty of irony an iron?
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    Pun-ishment
    Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)

    3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment...enough~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Pun-ishment
    Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)

    3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment...enough~
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