My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
There are some great jokes, here. :)
I fell asleep in pottery class.
They just got to the bit about finishing the pots and I glazed over.
“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.” – Peter Kay
If someone who commits a felony is a felon, is a person who is guilty of irony an iron?
Pun-ishment
Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)
3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment...enough~