Dangers of Spell Check and Autocorrect
Text to Neighbour:
Hi Fred this is Richard, next Door. I’ve got a
Confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt
For a few months and have been trying to get
Up the courage to tell you face to face.
At least I’m telling you in this text and I can’t live
with myself a minute longer without you knowing
about this. The truth is that when you’re not around
I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night.
In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been
getting it at home recently and I know that that’s no excuse.
The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt
and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you
Regards Richard
Neighbour’s Response:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun
and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured
himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second
Text from Richard…..
Second text message:
Hi Fred,
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text,
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned
Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh?
It’ll be the death of us all.
Regards Richard