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I hope all will enjoy this bit of humor--
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ATD - at the doctor
BFF - best friend’s funeral
BTW - bring the wheelchair
BYOT - bring your own teeth
DWI - driving while incontinent
FYI - found your insulin
IIRA - if I recall anything
LOL - living on Lipitor
TOT - texting on toilet
Elderly man visits the doctor. Doctor says, “You are in great shape. How do you do it?”
Elderly man says, “ I don’t drin alcohol, I don’t smoke tobacco and the good Lord looks out for me. When I get up to go to the bathroom at night, he even turns on the light for me.”
The concerned doctor asked the man’s wife about that. She replied. “I don’t think there’s anything to worry about, he’s not hallucinating. It does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.”
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows??
They're making headlines...
I apologize to our northern neighbors...
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Actually isn’t the Crazy Horse Monument is on the other side of Mount Rushmore?
It’s still a funny joke though.
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