Little late for Halloween:
Fright'ning does strike twice...BooBoo
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Little late for Halloween:
Fright'ning does strike twice...BooBoo
What did the pirates do when they finally came ashore....
They opened marinas..
Boat....
Is not a word, it's an abbreviation for...
Break
Out
Another
Thousand
My mate Gavin just recently died from heartburn.
Can't believe that Gaviscon.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin Catholic
Few people know that Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller) comes from a small town where two of his aunts run a pie shop. They make great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town can compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
rs,
Tack
!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!:chapeau
They called my Grandpa the exorcist. Whenever he was in your house the spirites would disappear.
How to catch a polar bear:
1. chop a hole in the ice
2. sprinkle peas around the hole (fresh or frozen will work)
3. when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!