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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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A mushroom goes to a dance and asks a girl to dance.
She says "I can't dance with you cause your a mushroom";
The mushroom replies; "That's true but I am a fungi".
From some children's show when my kids were very young.
Okay, this is probably the cleanest joke I can remember: What kind of bees give milk?
Answer: Boobees (or boobies?).
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
An elderly Irish gentleman was stopped by the police as he was walking down the street at 2am and they asked him what he was doing.
"I'm going to a lecture about the perils of alcohol, smoking and late nights."
And who would be giving such a lecture at this time in the morning?
"Oh that'll be the Wife"