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10-27-2015, 06:58 PM #1Senior Member
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10-28-2015, 07:34 PM #2Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Hirlau
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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10-28-2015, 07:41 PM #3'with that said'
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A mushroom goes to a dance and asks a girl to dance.
She says "I can't dance with you cause your a mushroom";
The mushroom replies; "That's true but I am a fungi".
From some children's show when my kids were very young.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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Okay, this is probably the cleanest joke I can remember: What kind of bees give milk?
Answer: Boobees (or boobies?).
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Originally Posted by Ernie1980
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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10-29-2015, 01:52 AM #6
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
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10-31-2015, 03:11 PM #9
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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