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A student visits the principal's office. The principal asks: "What is your name, son?" The student replies: "D-d-d-david, sir." Then the principal asks: "Oh, do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No sir. My dad has a stutter, and the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great deal of experience, he clearly isn't the rigger Mort is.
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I childproofed the house… but they still get in!
One of mine from childhood:
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
a local gynecologist wanted to change careers so he quit the practice and went to auto mechanics school. the final exam was worth 100 points. when he got his grade back he scored 150! Curious about his grade he asked the professor about the high score. the professor replied, i gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart,50 for putting it back together, and another 50 for doing it all through the tail pipe!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field.
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says...
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..."
And...thereby hangs a tail!