“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”
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“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”
My oldest daughter is a natural blonde and when she was a kid I used to delight in telling her 'Blonde Jokes' and she took them well and laughed and on occasion would tell me one. When she was about 12 she asked me this;
"Dad, do you know why most blonde jokes are one liners"?
I said "no".
She replied;
"So guys can get them".
Took all the fun out of telling her blonde jokes! :banghead:
:w :w :w :shrug:
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what did the ear of corn say when someone undressed him? Ahh shucks
Why did BO-Peep put chocolate on her sheep......she wanted a candy BAAA.
Ranger rick magazine.
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I had no idea Little Bo Peep was from Bahhhston.
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I like the way the commas are the most common way to meet the 10 character limit.
What's wrong with
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I'm going to start a new trend!
That'll work,,,,,:beer2: