At the 9th(!) wedding of an acquaintance, I was asked why the groom kept taking the plunge.
Reply: "He just loves that new wife smell."
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At the 9th(!) wedding of an acquaintance, I was asked why the groom kept taking the plunge.
Reply: "He just loves that new wife smell."
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You can easily tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water. If it sinks, then it is a girl. If it floats then it's boy ant.
Good one. Even I got this one and had a good chuckle.
So this guy tries to get into a fancy place but he can't get in because he doesn't have a tie so he goes out to his car and wraps his jumper cables around his neck . The Maitre D says to him "alright I'll let you in. Just don't start anything."
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An outcome of self-isolating?
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Q..
What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
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A good start...
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