The more you take away the larger it becomes. What is it?
A hole.
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The more you take away the larger it becomes. What is it?
A hole.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack...
one of my Mexican friends is a magician. Yesterday he had to show me a new trick. He said "watch this, on the count of three i will disappear. Uno, dos" and poof! he was gone without a tres!
Did you hear about the lady that backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster.
What I meant to say was ,,,
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Someone stole our doorbell last night. I'm not too upset but it has had a knock on effect.
someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo pole. I mean, how low can you go?
Supplied by a friend:
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My wife is a seismologists
She is great at finding faults
