Thread: Clean jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded? The was da brie everywhere!

Poland is invading Russia...just as soon as their Army receives their new order of 100,000 "Septic TANKS"

what is black, white & red and has trouble with revolving doors???

A nun with a spear stuck in her head!!!

Originally Posted by Gasman

I love this thread. I just wish I knew some clean jokes!

Originally Posted by Gasman

Apparently, you can't use "Beef Stew" as a password. It's not Stroganoff!

See Jerry--You actually did know a 'clean joke'.

I don't know if I've posted this but it came from the Disney Channel way back in the day when my kids were small.

A mushroom goes to a dance. He asked a girl to dance with him and and she said; "I can't dance with you, you're a mushroom" to which he replied "That's true, but I am a fungi".

A bear walks into a bar and says, "let me have a gin.....................................and tonic.
The bartender look puzzled and said, "whats with the pause?"
The Bear said, "I dont know, I was born with them..."

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.

A termite crawls into a bar, asks "Where's the bartender?"

The doctor asked me the other day if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said "No, we seem to enjoy it!"

An old man sitting on his front porch drinking his morning coffee... along comes a young boy messing around with something in his hand.
old man says, "say boy, whatcha got there in your hand?"
Boy, " i gots me some duct tape"
old man, "whatcha gonna do with that?"
boy, "Gonna catch me some ducks"
old man, "boy you crazy! you cant catch no ducks with duct tape!"
a little while later the boy comes stroll'in by with a whole bunch of ducks wrapped up in the tape slung over his shoulder
old man gives a puzzled look says to himself "well I'll be dammed"
the next morning the same boy comes stroll'in by while the old man is drink his morning coffee...
old man, "say boy, whatcha got there in your hand?"
boy, " i gots me some chicken wire"
old man, "whatcha gonna do with that?"
boy, " I'm gonna catch me some chickens"
old man, "Boy you crazy! you can catch no chickens with chicken wire!!!"
a little while later the boy comes stroll'in by with a whole bunch of chicken wrapped up in the chicken wire slung over his shoulder...
old man gives a puzzled look says to himself "well I'll be dammed"
very next morning the same boy comes stroll'in by while the old man is drinking his coffee...
old man, "say boy, NOW whatcha got there in your hand???"
boy says, "I gots me some pussy-willows"
old man jumps out of his chair says "NOW HOLD ON BOY! I gotta go get my hat!"

Just got a dog today from a old blacksmith.

When i got him home he made a bolt for the door!