Thread: Clean jokes

The inflatable boy attends an inflatable school with the other inflatable children, completely staffed by inflatable teachers. One day he goes mad with a pin, running around popping students, teachers, tables and chairs and so on.

He is called into the inflatable headmaster's office the next day. The headmaster says:

"I'm very disappointed in you. You've let yourself down, you've let your fellow students down, you've let the school down..."

James.

Good one Jimbo! Usually said by football players (in the first person) after a regrettable "off-field" incident.

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this is goodbye. We're moving to Hollywood.


rs,
Tack

Never use a store loyalty card to scrape ice off your windscreen.

You'll only get 10% off.

I went to the zoo last week and saw a baguette in a cage.


The keeper said it was bred in captivity.

Originally Posted by CMOT

I went to the zoo last week and saw a baguette in a cage.
The keeper said it was bred in captivity.

Too dangerous to let it go in the wild.
All the other baguettes are in packs!

What did the one hat say to the other hat?

"You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

...Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

...Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?

I would add a joke about pizza but I think it is too cheesy for this thread.