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11-07-2015, 01:59 PM #331
Little late for Halloween:
Fright'ning does strike twice...BooBooBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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11-07-2015, 02:17 PM #332Senior Member
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What did the pirates do when they finally came ashore....
They opened marinas..
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11-07-2015, 02:19 PM #333Senior Member
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Boat....
Is not a word, it's an abbreviation for...
Break
Out
Another
ThousandMike
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11-07-2015, 02:25 PM #334Senior Member
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Really it is a hole in the water that you throw money into.
Originally Posted by outback
It's not what you know, it's who you take fishing!
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11-09-2015, 11:07 AM #335Senior Member
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My mate Gavin just recently died from heartburn.
Can't believe that Gaviscon.Tony
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11-09-2015, 03:14 PM #336Senior Member
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin Catholic
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11-10-2015, 12:52 AM #337Contains ingredients
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Few people know that Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller) comes from a small town where two of his aunts run a pie shop. They make great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town can compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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11-10-2015, 02:28 AM #338
!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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11-10-2015, 11:29 AM #339Tradesman
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They called my Grandpa the exorcist. Whenever he was in your house the spirites would disappear.
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11-11-2015, 08:43 PM #340Senior Member
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How to catch a polar bear:
1. chop a hole in the ice
2. sprinkle peas around the hole (fresh or frozen will work)
3. when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!
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