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  1. 11-07-2015, 02:59 PM #331
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    Little late for Halloween:
    Fright'ning does strike twice...BooBoo
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde
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    What did the pirates do when they finally came ashore....
    They opened marinas..
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    Boat....
    Is not a word, it's an abbreviation for...
    Break
    Out
    Another
    Thousand
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Boat....
    Is not a word, it's an abbreviation for...
    Break
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    Another
    Thousand
    Really it is a hole in the water that you throw money into.
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    My mate Gavin just recently died from heartburn.

    Can't believe that Gaviscon.
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    What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

    A roamin Catholic
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    Few people know that Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller) comes from a small town where two of his aunts run a pie shop. They make great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town can compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.


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    !>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    They called my Grandpa the exorcist. Whenever he was in your house the spirites would disappear.
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    How to catch a polar bear:

    1. chop a hole in the ice
    2. sprinkle peas around the hole (fresh or frozen will work)
    3. when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!
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