Thread: Clean jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna.
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Oh, the glue? I knew you'd get stuck on that.



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Tack

Thanks for that cudarunner! My wife and I roared at him. I like the way he speaks too.I'll have to search You Tube for more.

Originally Posted by charlie762

Thanks for that cudarunner! My wife and I roared at him. I like the way he speaks too.I'll have to search You Tube for more.

There is at one of full length videos of his live performance (I say nay nay). This is one of the first bits I ever saw him do really poor video quality but the audio humor is great. Hard to beleive that he died at only the age of 50;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE

Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too

I passed gas in a elevator today
It was wrong on so many levels

Y'know how I ran away with the circus when I was little and they made me bring it back? Well, they really liked me.I was the only one who could get the tent back in the bag!

Originally Posted by cudarunner

There is at one of full length videos of his live performance (I say nay nay). This is one of the first bits I ever saw him do really poor video quality but the audio humor is great. Hard to beleive that he died at only the age of 50.

Yes,I said to my wife "that guy can't be healthy working so hard with that weight" Very sad. He's one of the funniest guys I've heard for ages.

He did manage to lose a lot of weight but I guess the lifestyle caught up with him.

Or maybe God just told him to "get out of the line!"

Google that phrase with John's name if you don't understand. He really was a funny guy.

Originally Posted by Ernie1980

A cannibal passed his friend in the woods...

...two maggots fighting in dead earnest...

Speaking of dead earnest, he was a heck of a hard worker and I confess that I thought he was funny!

At times, we still say "know what I mean, Vern?"

He was a funny man.