Thread: Clean jokes

Not a joke, but a pointer to an author who specializes in long, prolonged development of puns - Spider Robinson and any of his “Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon” books.

Every Wednesday at Callahan’s is Punday. The purveyor of the worst pun of the evening gets drinks on the house. Worst pun is identified by all customers running from the room holding their noses.

Why is it that every time a man talks dirty to a woman its "sexual harassment', but every time a woman talks dirty to a man its "$9.95 a minute"...?

“Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree.” – John Candy

Originally Posted by DZEC

Not a joke, but a pointer to an author who specializes in long, prolonged development of puns - Spider Robinson and any of his “Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon” books.

Every Wednesday at Callahan’s is Punday. The purveyor of the worst pun of the evening gets drinks on the house. Worst pun is identified by all customers running from the room holding their noses.

Amen
Gotta love those books I grew up with! Gotta re read the ones in my collection!!!
Asimov was another who pun-ished us with quality?? puns and limericks

How do you know when it's going to be a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

Dated a one legged Irish lady once, her name was Eileen...

Paraphrasing

Wherever my Dad is I'm sure he looking down on us. He isn't dead, just very condescending.

Two guys went fishing. They both brought a pack of cigarettes but they forgot matches.

After thinking one opened his pack and threw one into the water. Why did you do that asked his friend?

Because now the boat is a cigarette lighter!

That was bad but good!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.