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08-28-2015, 07:30 PM #271Contains ingredients
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Found this in my archives..
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08-29-2015, 05:56 PM #272Know thyself
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A student visits the principal's office. The principal asks: "What is your name, son?" The student replies: "D-d-d-david, sir." Then the principal asks: "Oh, do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No sir. My dad has a stutter, and the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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08-30-2015, 09:26 PM #273Contains ingredients
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Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great deal of experience, he clearly isn't the rigger Mort is.
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10-24-2015, 02:30 PM #274
I childproofed the house… but they still get in!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-24-2015, 07:03 PM #275Senior Member
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One of mine from childhood:
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
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10-24-2015, 07:54 PM #276Senior Member
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a local gynecologist wanted to change careers so he quit the practice and went to auto mechanics school. the final exam was worth 100 points. when he got his grade back he scored 150! Curious about his grade he asked the professor about the high score. the professor replied, i gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart,50 for putting it back together, and another 50 for doing it all through the tail pipe!
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10-25-2015, 01:17 AM #277There is no charge for Awesomeness
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field.
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10-25-2015, 01:17 AM #278Senior Member
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10-25-2015, 02:56 AM #279King of the Shorties
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says...
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..."Recovered Razor Addict
(Just kidding, I have one incoming...)
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10-25-2015, 03:31 AM #280
And...thereby hangs a tail!
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