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08-20-2018, 12:00 PM #431Senior Member
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08-23-2018, 10:10 PM #432'with that said'
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I hope all will enjoy this bit of humor--
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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11-24-2018, 05:21 PM #433Senior Member
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ATD - at the doctor
BFF - best friend’s funeral
BTW - bring the wheelchair
BYOT - bring your own teeth
DWI - driving while incontinent
FYI - found your insulin
IIRA - if I recall anything
LOL - living on Lipitor
TOT - texting on toiletDavid
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11-24-2018, 05:24 PM #434Senior Member
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Elderly man visits the doctor. Doctor says, “You are in great shape. How do you do it?”
Elderly man says, “ I don’t drin alcohol, I don’t smoke tobacco and the good Lord looks out for me. When I get up to go to the bathroom at night, he even turns on the light for me.”
The concerned doctor asked the man’s wife about that. She replied. “I don’t think there’s anything to worry about, he’s not hallucinating. It does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.”David
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02-07-2019, 11:05 PM #435Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows??
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02-07-2019, 11:07 PM #436'with that said'
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Originally Posted by Grazor
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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02-12-2019, 02:45 AM #437Senior Member
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I apologize to our northern neighbors...
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02-12-2019, 02:47 AM #438'with that said'
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At least they have pants and shoes one--it could be A Lot Worse Originally Posted by Haroldg48
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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02-12-2019, 03:34 AM #439Senior Member
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Actually isn’t the Crazy Horse Monument is on the other side of Mount Rushmore?
It’s still a funny joke though.cudarunner likes this.It's not what you know, it's who you take fishing!
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02-12-2019, 04:02 AM #440Skeptical Member
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....................It's just Sharpening, right?
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