Thread: Clean jokes

Hmmmm
ABCDB S ICDBNU2

I see the bee and you too.
the first part looses me.

Wait a minute is it a Bee see the bee is?

A bee sees the bee as I see the bee in you too. ?

Good reviews . . .
Abey is a man's nickname in some metropolitan areas.
Onward to the next sanitary mirth maker!
-Richard

So a piece of pie costs $2.00 in that Bahamas. That SAME piece of pie in Jamaica costs $3.50.

Just goes to show there are still various pie-rates of the Caribbean.

Originally Posted by PaulFLUS

So a piece of pie costs $2.00 in that Bahamas. That SAME piece of pie in Jamaica costs $3.50.

Just goes to show there are still various pie-rates of the Caribbean.

GOL

(Groaned Out Loud)
;-)

Originally Posted by slim6596

GOL

(Groaned Out Loud)
;-)

Then I have succeeded. Thank you.

Early in the first day of first grade a boy raises his hand and asks if he can go to the bathroom to which his teacher said of course. She took him to the classroom door and pointed down the hall and told him to take a right at the end of the lockers and the boys room was on his right.

The boy took off and the teacher returned to the class. Very shortly later the boy appeared and said he couldn't find it. So she once again took him to the hall told him the directions and then watched as he made the right at the end of the lockers and went back to the class.

Very shortly later the boy once again appeared and said he couldn't find it. So this time the teacher had another boy go with him and she watched as both boys made the right at the end of the lockers.

After a bit both boys appeared and she asked the second boy if they had found it and the boy said "Yea, he had his underpants on backwards.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Good reviews . . .
Abey is a man's nickname in some metropolitan areas.
Onward to the next sanitary mirth maker!
-Richard

Let the sanitary hilarity continue

An elderly couple went for their annual health check.
After they had seen the doctor, the nurse at reception said "sir, I am going to need a urine sample and a stool sample from you."
The gent was a bit hard of hearing and asked his wife what the nurse said.
The wife replied "just hand over your underwear, that should do."