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    I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

    Then it dawned on me.

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    How are women and the sun similar?
    Sunglasses allow you to stare at them for longer

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    I want to like that one a few times. Thanks, Tim.
    It's just Sharpening, right?
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    Did you hear that the guy who invented the throat lozenge passed away this weekend?

    There won't be any coffin at his funeral.

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    What kind of linens do gingerbread men use on there beds?

    Cookie sheets!
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    What do deer with no eyes do?

    Why search me, I have no-I-deer.
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    This works better spoken, so read it out loud.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHH
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    If you're wondering I'm probably being sarcastic.

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    What do you do if the M6 is closed?

    Drive up the M3 twice

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    i am not British but I think I understand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    i am not British but I think I understand!
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