Clean jokes

**32t** · 11-20-2020, 03:30 AM

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

**32t** · 11-25-2020, 11:12 PM

How are women and the sun similar?
Sunglasses allow you to stare at them for longer

**Gasman** · 11-26-2020, 12:30 AM

I want to like that one a few times. Thanks, Tim.

**tintin** · 12-16-2020, 11:14 PM

Did you hear that the guy who invented the throat lozenge passed away this weekend?

There won't be any coffin at his funeral.

**tintin** · 12-25-2020, 01:02 PM

What kind of linens do gingerbread men use on there beds?

Cookie sheets!

**thebigspendur** · 12-25-2020, 11:34 PM

What do deer with no eyes do?

Why search me, I have no-I-deer.

**planeden** · 12-26-2020, 09:37 PM

This works better spoken, so read it out loud.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHH

**JOB15** · 12-27-2020, 12:17 AM

What do you do if the M6 is closed?

Drive up the M3 twice

**32t** · 12-27-2020, 12:26 AM

i am not British but I think I understand!

**JOB15** · 12-27-2020, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by 32t

i am not British but I think I understand!

M6 motorway
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