Thread: Clean jokes

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Biblical names are some of the most popular first names in cultures throughout the world.

Oh, so the dog is Hispanic?
Hilarious..

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

The grand opening of the new Lego store was a success. People were lined up for blocks!

As one vulture said to the other, "Carrion, my wayward son."

What does it mean when you see cows sleeping in a field?

That it's pasture bed time!

Do people in Hawaii laugh out loud or is it just aloha?

Do people in Japan greet you by saying O-Hi-O.

I used to have a customer who collected Yugos......anyway he had a bunch of Yugo jokes. The only one I remember is this one.

Did you hear about the gang members in the Yugo?…......................

They were involved in a push-by shooting.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Do people in Japan greet you by saying O-Hi-O.

Actually after my old Boy Scout Scoutmaster had survived Iwo Jima (now called Iwo Too) he was part of the occupational force in Japan. He said that at first the streets were deserted as the civilians had been told that they were there to rape, kill and pillage but after a bit they found out that wasn't true and the young kids started to venture out and they would say 'Ohayo and the Americans would say things like 'No, I'm from Idaho or Florida etc'. I believe that Ohayo basically means 'Good Morning'.

So YES I do believe they do.

Originally Posted by PaulFLUS

I used to have a customer who collected Yugos......anyway he had a bunch of Yugo jokes. The only one I remember is this one.

Did you hear about the gang members in the Yugo?…......................

They were involved in a push-by shooting.

Yugos, Skodas, Ladas and FSO are not sold in the UK any more as far as I know because they can't pass the emissions test but when they were around I remember the joke.

What do you call a convertible Skoda .... a skip (dumpster).