Thread: Clean jokes

Originally Posted by spazola

Mark Twain had a brother named Choo-Choo

I can't believe you actually posted that my friend---

It HAS to be something with the recent loss of facial hair--just HAS TO--

I'll email you a bit of something about 'Trains'--

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?


He lies awake at night pondering his doubts about whether there is or is not a dog.

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

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Ridiculous..

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

Maybe you should google the meaning of blasphemy.

hear about the one armed fisherman, he caught a fish, this big

Originally Posted by Grazor

Maybe you should google the meaning of blasphemy.

Obviously you are not Latino!

-Richard

Originally Posted by Grazor

Maybe you should google the meaning of blasphemy.

Biblical names are some of the most popular first names in cultures throughout the world.

I have been worried about having kleptomania.

I went to my doctor and he said I may have to take something to cure it.