Thread: the man who wouldbe president

Originally Posted by freebird

very funny lol. Wonder who the hand on the floor belongs to?

Monica????????

In reply to:

"Billyjeff2 you are a wise man,but answer me this why is it us stupid guys always seem to wind up with all the money,the best looking women,and the best toys."

Although our exchanges have been a tad contentious of late, I will respond with nothing but good humor intended.

It's because the stupid guys are too stupid to realize their women are actually ugly and that $35 in their pocket doesn't mean they're rich.
Gotta go now. My super model girlfriend is waiting for me in my new Aston Martin...

Best Regards

BJ2--

Originally Posted by billyjeff2

In reply to:

"Billyjeff2 you are a wise man,but answer me this why is it us stupid guys always seem to wind up with all the money,the best looking women,and the best toys."

Although our exchanges have been a tad contentious of late, I will respond with nothing but good humor intended.

It's because the stupid guys are too stupid to realize their women are actually ugly and that $35 in their pocket doesn't mean they're rich.
Gotta go now. My super model girlfriend is waiting for me in my new Aston Martin...

Best Regards

BJ2--

I see someone is beginning to realize that we are just poking a little fun!

Billy Jeff2
As Ive mentioned before I am willing to publicly match resume,financial net worth statements,and car titles or any other indicators of material sucess with you pubicly at any time.Now we will also have to match photos of our ladies (lets say 3 women max(you must be on current intimate terms with them for them to qualify),by the way what type of airplane do you own,(leases dont count) It's time to put up or shut up,I suggest we dont include our offshore accounts for obvious reasons.If you would like to make a small bet(say 10,000 to make it interesting ,and cover our accountants preparation fees) I will have my accountants contact yours to set up the ground rules.Incidentall real gentlemen of substance dont drive Astons,they are as passe as the James Bond Goldfinger movie,I am yachtless at the moment(I just sold my Merit in December and have not recieved payment yet(I do have a purchase order from Gulf and Western corp for850,000 (Im sure your accountants will accept it as a secured asset),but you can throw yours in to your assets.I disagree that our exchanges have been contentious,weve just been having some good natured fun(as far as Im concerned).but I am serious about the bet.This ole Texican just might surprise the shit out of you.if your interested in a fun bet Ill have my lawyers draw something in the way of a legal bet up for us(ill spring for the legal work)Best Regards Gary(its great to be me)

Gary, I know that's a miniscule detail that it normally left for the accountants, but in light of the recent annoying practices (believe me I really hated buying off your lawyers last time, but it's tough world out there) I would need this to be agreed upon publicly this time. What I'm referring to is that in all fairness the moneys in said assets must be measured in cubic yards, despite the official measurement for the commoners being metric. We all know that these laws we pay the clowns to pass are not for us, so let's have both of your words that you accept the true system of measurement. (I'm sorry, I can't wipe out that grin whenever I think of your lawyers and accountants - don't take it personal, it was just so much fun watching the aftermath - I salute you on the way you dealt with them all. Anyways, it's just people after all. I think you were out only about 10cubic feet of franklins - i'll let you win next game we play and you can always use my guest harem - got some new acquisitions there that are just your taste!)

Originally Posted by Traveller

Billy Jeff2
As Ive mentioned before I am willing to publicly match resume,financial net worth statements,and car titles or any other indicators of material sucess with you pubicly at any time.Now we will also have to match photos of our ladies (lets say 3 women max(you must be on current intimate terms with them for them to qualify),by the way what type of airplane do you own,(leases dont count) It's time to put up or shut up,I suggest we dont include our offshore accounts for obvious reasons.If you would like to make a small bet(say 10,000 to make it interesting ,and cover our accountants preparation fees) I will have my accountants contact yours to set up the ground rules.Incidentall real gentlemen of substance dont drive Astons,they are as passe as the James Bond Goldfinger movie,I am yachtless at the moment(I just sold my Merit in December and have not recieved payment yet(I do have a purchase order from Gulf and Western corp for850,000 (Im sure your accountants will accept it as a secured asset),but you can throw yours in to your assets.I disagree that our exchanges have been contentious,weve just been having some good natured fun(as far as Im concerned).but I am serious about the bet.This ole Texican just might surprise the shit out of you.if your interested in a fun bet Ill have my lawyers draw something in the way of a legal bet up for us(ill spring for the legal work)Best Regards Gary(its great to be me)

Now this I wanna see. I'm not proud to say it, but I'll be honest- I'm probably one of the poorest guys here. Just reading that made me excited

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

. I'm not proud to say it, but I'll be honest- I'm probably one of the poorest guys here.

I'll see your "poor" and raise you one "making it by the skin of your teeth"!

Depending on events which will be taking place in the next few days, my teeth skin might be entirely ripped off

But, I'm hoping for the best so I can just stay plain poor

My goodness Mr. President. This thread also needs a soundtrack