Thread: The Party That Continues To Dig Its Own Grave. Part II

Originally Posted by mhailey

people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Before going to sleep, the boogie man checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris separated conjoined twins with a roundhouse kick.

There's no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman that have never met Chuck Norris.



ON PURPOSE!

Alright, I take it back. Just to be on the safe side.