Reminds me of the fellow who sat down at the lunch counter and asked the waitress,"What's good today ?" She replied,"Tongue." He said," I don't want anything that came out of a cow's mouth, give me an egg."

I have one egg over easy sautéed in butter with the yolk runny and sopped up with a bagel toasted and topped with a teaspoon of olive oil. This is the recommended breakfast of the ACLU.