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Married and going for a record number (more than 2)
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Over 25 years old, and never been married
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Thread: Marriage Questions ???
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07-11-2010, 11:35 PM #71Member
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15 years next month.
Marriage is a bit like fancying a cream cake and then being force fed it for the rest of your life.
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07-13-2010, 08:47 PM #72Predictably Unpredictiable
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Finally a marriage joke (unless I missed another).
Originally Posted by RicTic
15 years next month.
Marriage is a bit like fancying a cream cake and then being force fed it for the rest of your life.
Marriage is like a bath, after your in it for a while, it ain't so hot!
****I was given permission by the wife to make a joke****“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
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07-13-2010, 09:32 PM #73what Dad calls me
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Did she give you permission to make that one? Originally Posted by Mvcrash
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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07-13-2010, 10:07 PM #74Senior Member
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27 years this December! We met at a dance at my church when we were in junior high.
"If you ever get the pipes in good chune, your troubles have just begun."--Seamus Ennis
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07-13-2010, 10:16 PM #75Sorry what? I wasn`t listening....
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What a fantastic idea for a thread !
I agree with you on the results too...
I`ve been with my wife for ten years and married for juuuust over one year
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07-13-2010, 10:42 PM #76Predictably Unpredictiable
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I know many of them. I think I am entitled to joke about it after all these years. Originally Posted by nun2sharp
Did she give you permission to make that one?
Marriage is like a three ring circus, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring.
(No permission obtained for this one)“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
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07-13-2010, 10:46 PM #77Senior Member
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Here's one:
Position: Husband
Position description: Pay; carry the heavy stuff; take the blame."If you ever get the pipes in good chune, your troubles have just begun."--Seamus Ennis
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07-13-2010, 11:24 PM #78Senior Member
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Happily married to my one and only bride...8 and a half years!
And I'm top dog in my house...but I've been neutered! (Bob and Tom reference if there are any fans in the house).Last edited by Ru4scuba; 07-13-2010 at 11:27 PM.
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07-13-2010, 11:49 PM #79Sorry what? I wasn`t listening....
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Any big age differences with anyone else? I`m more than a little younger than my wife...
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07-14-2010, 02:36 AM #80Senior Member
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Met my ex-wife when she was 12 and I was 16, just friends around the local area. We got together when she was 18 and lived together for 6 very good years. Got married and a year later started a family, that lasted 16 years. Booze got the better of the relationship and I divorced the alcoholic 8 years ago. It took awhile before she came to her senses, but we are pretty good friends now. I still live in the same house, but with my girl friend. I have no plans on a 2nd marriage. It's a shame that booze got in the way, we both know it. When my 2 sons moved out my house was very empty for a couple years especially around the holidays. But now I get invited for the holiday dinners with my ex and our boys. It's good.
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