Thread: Problems? Ask Aunty Jimbo.

Ace you need a stump puller or just use a stump jump plough to get over it.

Originally Posted by jaswarb

Maybe where you live....I was brought up shooting rabbits and the gun wasn't aimed at my.......well okay I understand but I don't have to like. Something ain't right about them auzzies anyway. The whole country started as either cops or robbers and they all live upside down, drink too much beer, surf, and play with a lopsided football wearing no safety equipment.

Well actually the cops started off as robbers, before they were cops. Australias first police force came from ex-convicts with other numbers being made up from serving convicts who were acting really nice.


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

Well actually the cops started off as robbers, before they were cops. Australias first police force came from ex-convicts with other numbers being made up from serving convicts who were acting really nice.


Mick

Well okay I stay corrected thank you for the clarification but the rest is really really the way it is. I saw it on the telly.

Dear aunty Jimbo,is there sex after death?

Originally Posted by ace

Dear Aunty Jimbo:

Under what conditions can a 'door' be a 'jar'?

I'm stumped!

Dear "Stumped" in Virginia,

You are correct to be confused about this issue given your obvious shortcomings. I've known many men (Uncle Jimbo among them, God rest his dear soul) who have adored a jar, who have abjured a door or who have jarred a sore boar in a door. The trick is to embrace your inner homophonic ganglion and let it out for the world to see! Bee bowled and stand up and look the world in the I!!

Aunty Jimbo.

Dear Aunty Jimbo,


So I was just yankin' my cord the other day, when the bloody thing snapped right off at the halfway mark. It left me with just sixteen inches to play with, which is absolutely useless to anyone in my opinion. Lucky for me the local mower shop had more cord in stock. Never would have got the lawn done otherwise. So thank me lucky stars I don't need your help...


Mick

Originally Posted by ace

Hey, you guys, this is a serious question. I need to be un-stumped.

This is a serious thread too

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

Dear aunty Jimbo,is there sex after death?

Dear "I'm Just Asking for a Friend" in San Jose,

Yes, there can most certainly be sex after death. However, one must keep in mind the golden rules of necrophilia:

1. In some states it is illegal. I believe you are in California, so you should be fine;
2. It is common courtesy to omit relatives, friends, or close acquaintances from your purview;
3. While not completely disallowed, deceased family pets are frowned upon, mainly for reasons of hygiene.

Aunty Jimbo.

All this talk of stumps up a rabbets warren and ganglioid homophonics makes my bee bowls numb...I'm confounded Aunty Jimbo..what's it all mean...I I cannot comprehend ?????? Signed Preplexed in Denver..

Originally Posted by MickR

Dear Aunty Jimbo,


So I was just yankin' my cord the other day, when the bloody thing snapped right off at the halfway mark. It left me with just sixteen inches to play with, which is absolutely useless to anyone in my opinion. Lucky for me the local mower shop had more cord in stock. Never would have got the lawn done otherwise. So thank me lucky stars I don't need your help...


Mick

Dear "Yanker" in Brisbane,

Unfortunately the mowing of the lawn was always dear Uncle Jimbo's domain (God rest his dear departed soul) and so I am perhaps not as familiar with your unfortunate situation as I would like to be. However, I do recall Uncle Jimbo would always keep a good 20 inches or so in reserve for emergencies, and I was always very satisfied with that part of our marriage. My neatly trimmed and well-serviced lawn was the envy of the neighbourhood!

Aunty Jimbo.

Dear Aunty Jimbo,


If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?

Slick in MN