Thread: Problems? Ask Aunty Jimbo.

Originally Posted by ace

Dear Aunty Jimbo:

Under what conditions can a 'door' be a 'jar'?

I'm stumped!

Dear "Stumped" in Virginia,

You are correct to be confused about this issue given your obvious shortcomings. I've known many men (Uncle Jimbo among them, God rest his dear soul) who have adored a jar, who have abjured a door or who have jarred a sore boar in a door. The trick is to embrace your inner homophonic ganglion and let it out for the world to see! Bee bowled and stand up and look the world in the I!!

Aunty Jimbo.

Dear Aunty Jimbo,


So I was just yankin' my cord the other day, when the bloody thing snapped right off at the halfway mark. It left me with just sixteen inches to play with, which is absolutely useless to anyone in my opinion. Lucky for me the local mower shop had more cord in stock. Never would have got the lawn done otherwise. So thank me lucky stars I don't need your help...


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

Dear Aunty Jimbo,


So I was just yankin' my cord the other day, when the bloody thing snapped right off at the halfway mark. It left me with just sixteen inches to play with, which is absolutely useless to anyone in my opinion. Lucky for me the local mower shop had more cord in stock. Never would have got the lawn done otherwise. So thank me lucky stars I don't need your help...


Mick

Dear "Yanker" in Brisbane,

Unfortunately the mowing of the lawn was always dear Uncle Jimbo's domain (God rest his dear departed soul) and so I am perhaps not as familiar with your unfortunate situation as I would like to be. However, I do recall Uncle Jimbo would always keep a good 20 inches or so in reserve for emergencies, and I was always very satisfied with that part of our marriage. My neatly trimmed and well-serviced lawn was the envy of the neighbourhood!

Aunty Jimbo.