Thread: Problems? Ask Aunty Jimbo.

Originally Posted by 32t

Certainly you can but it is not very economical. First you have to use the food stamps to buy cigarettes. Smoke a couple of the cigarettes to curb your hunger and then sell the remainder of the carton for a discounted price. Use that money to buy a stamp and an envelope and if you have enough left over for a pint get that. Put the menu in the envelope, address it properly, and attach the stamp.

Not hard at all!

That's a work around.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

I am almost an Aussie! I live in Texas! Can I be an honorary Aussie?

If there ever gets to be honour in being an Aussie, we'll let you know... We have a Texas here too, did you know?! Just South of where I live.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

............ Where is Auntie Jimbo with the answers? Inquiring minds need to know!

Most likely at work educating our youth, I'd say.


Mick

Originally Posted by Wullie

Asleep ya SILLY GIT!

Auntie Jimbo is across the pond! Should be wide awake! OK!

Originally Posted by sharptonn

I am almost an Aussie! I live in Texas! Can I be an honorary Aussie?

Only if you can give 2 definitions of the word tinny & you're name is Bruce

Originally Posted by onimaru55

Only if you can give 2 definitions of the word tinny & you're name is Bruce

Her tits are tinny and Bruce is a tinny man. Best I can do!

Give you a hint. A tinny is a can of beer & also an Aluminium boat.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Her tits are tinny and Bruce is a tinny man. Best I can do!

Missed out there now didn't cha...Alright give us the meaning of Trouble and Strife and Billy Lids, Dog and Bone, Dunlop Tyre, Steele Rudds and Steak and Kidney. We're looking for a 90% pass rate minimum


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

Missed out there now didn't cha...Alright give us the meaning of Trouble and Strife and Billy Lids, Dog and Bone, Dunlop Tyre, Steele Rudds and Steak and Kidney. We're looking for a 90% pass rate minimum


Mick

SWMBO, Chucky Cheese down under,telephone,Dunlap tire,Arthur Hoey Davis, nasty tasting pie

I want another prawn on the barbie and a real knife.

Originally Posted by jaswarb

SWMBO, Chucky Cheese down under,telephone,Dunlap tire,Arthur Hoey Davis, nasty tasting pie

I want another prawn on the barbie and a real knife.

Trouble and Strife = Wife (SWMBO is close enough), Billy lids = Kids, Dunlop Tire = Liar, Steele Rudds = Spuds (Half marks for at least knowing his proper name) and Steak and Kidney = Sydney Home of the great OZ.

Sorry mate, the prawn is gonna have to wait and we best not give you that knife just yet. You might be feeling a little down under at the moment, not having passed a test meant for budding Aussies... ...But you can take satisfaction in knowing that you can get the American version of a real knife instead...




Mick

OK! " If my name's not Bruce, Mate, A dead dog in me! Time to head ashore to the ute! Nothin but empty Foster's cans in the bottom of the boat!" Criminy!!