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08-22-2012, 01:37 AM #1
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08-22-2012, 01:39 AM #2
Hey, you guys, this is a serious question. I need to be un-stumped.
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08-22-2012, 01:49 AM #3
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Thanked: 983Ace you need a stump puller or just use a stump jump plough to get over it.
Well actually the cops started off as robbers, before they were cops. Australias first police force came from ex-convicts with other numbers being made up from serving convicts who were acting really nice.
Mick
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08-22-2012, 01:55 AM #4
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08-22-2012, 02:11 AM #5
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Thanked: 2027Dear aunty Jimbo,is there sex after death?
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08-22-2012, 02:49 AM #6
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Thanked: 1587Dear "I'm Just Asking for a Friend" in San Jose,
Yes, there can most certainly be sex after death. However, one must keep in mind the golden rules of necrophilia:
1. In some states it is illegal. I believe you are in California, so you should be fine;
2. It is common courtesy to omit relatives, friends, or close acquaintances from your purview;
3. While not completely disallowed, deceased family pets are frowned upon, mainly for reasons of hygiene.
Aunty Jimbo.<This signature intentionally left blank>
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08-22-2012, 03:04 AM #7
Dear Aunty Jimbo,
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
Slick in MN
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08-22-2012, 02:45 AM #8
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08-22-2012, 02:52 AM #9
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Thanked: 1160All this talk of stumps up a rabbets warren and ganglioid homophonics makes my bee bowls numb...I'm confounded Aunty Jimbo..what's it all mean...I I cannot comprehend ?????? Signed Preplexed in Denver..
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08-22-2012, 06:20 AM #10
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Thanked: 46Hahahha!...I would like to thank Aunt Jimbo for his antics..keep me laughing ma brudda!