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    Quote Originally Posted by ace View Post
    Dear Aunty Jimbo:

    Under what conditions can a 'door' be a 'jar'?

    I'm stumped!
    My truck say they're a jar at times. Don't look any different to me.
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    Hey, you guys, this is a serious question. I need to be un-stumped.

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    Ace you need a stump puller or just use a stump jump plough to get over it.

    Quote Originally Posted by jaswarb View Post
    Maybe where you live....I was brought up shooting rabbits and the gun wasn't aimed at my.......well okay I understand but I don't have to like. Something ain't right about them auzzies anyway. The whole country started as either cops or robbers and they all live upside down, drink too much beer, surf, and play with a lopsided football wearing no safety equipment.

    Well actually the cops started off as robbers, before they were cops. Australias first police force came from ex-convicts with other numbers being made up from serving convicts who were acting really nice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    Well actually the cops started off as robbers, before they were cops. Australias first police force came from ex-convicts with other numbers being made up from serving convicts who were acting really nice.


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    Well okay I stay corrected thank you for the clarification but the rest is really really the way it is. I saw it on the telly.
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    Dear aunty Jimbo,is there sex after death?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Dear aunty Jimbo,is there sex after death?
    Dear "I'm Just Asking for a Friend" in San Jose,

    Yes, there can most certainly be sex after death. However, one must keep in mind the golden rules of necrophilia:

    1. In some states it is illegal. I believe you are in California, so you should be fine;
    2. It is common courtesy to omit relatives, friends, or close acquaintances from your purview;
    3. While not completely disallowed, deceased family pets are frowned upon, mainly for reasons of hygiene.

    Aunty Jimbo.
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    Dear Aunty Jimbo,


    If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace View Post
    Hey, you guys, this is a serious question. I need to be un-stumped.
    This is a serious thread too
    Last edited by onimaru55; 08-22-2012 at 02:47 AM.
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    All this talk of stumps up a rabbets warren and ganglioid homophonics makes my bee bowls numb...I'm confounded Aunty Jimbo..what's it all mean...I I cannot comprehend ?????? Signed Preplexed in Denver..
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    Hahahha!...I would like to thank Aunt Jimbo for his antics..keep me laughing ma brudda!

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