Thread: lets find a hat for carl

Originally Posted by MickR

No, they were normal and you were uptight... You can tell by the photo with the arms crossed...That or you were just sulky that day.


Mick

Or he didnt want people checking out his.boobs.

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Yes, a 1930's cloth cap would be nice! No, it's a dragon's tail, seems everyone in the 80's were getting tatts of dragons. I've got five mote since then; I'd like some more but Cindy says I'm too old...
My hairline unfortunately has NOT remained the same, although it is retreating at only glacial speed. It is indeed a thermos, apparently he always carries a thermos in photos. That was the 'Subject 3 for Sergeant course' I was Student of Merit of course, I then went on to student of Merit in the Subject 1 course and Bombardier of the Year. was extremely fit then; that was when I was a Recruit Instructor, my hair is longish as it's between platoons. I was shacked at the slovenly nature of my course mates. The first morning when we have PT (Physical training) we were all standing around waiting for the Physical Training instructor. One of them turned to me and asked what the session would be today. I said "I don't know!" They said, "Oh, we thought you were the instructor, you look like it!". They were very 'casual' and I was extremely regimental...

Is one of the tatts a southern cross? Seems every Aussie who has tatts has one, hope I don't have to have one after I do my citizenship, or do you mean that you have 6 dragon tattoos? I have been considering another tatt for about 6 years but have not got around to it. cindy seems to be trying to knock your confidence, what with the gay boots, and too old comments, reckon the time has come for a mid life crisis to prove how young and virile you are.....
I don't imagine my hairline won't change, perhaps it is and I haven't noticed because I look at it most days, always said I would shave my head if I go too bald, but I am a bit concerned that it will look like a potato.

Possibly more Yam shaped if your avatar is anything to go by Ed.


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

Possibly more Yam shaped if your avatar is anything to go by Ed.


Mick

My head was that shape when I was about 20kg lighter, look at me.winter hat piccie.

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

How on earth did I miss this thread?


Here are four photos of Carl (three wearing a hat) I'm sure you'll enjoy, the third one is especially funny; check out the beret! The last one is sans hat but with hair. I'm in the front row on the right with my arms crossed...



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I like this the second one but I would make sure as you get older to keep an eye on your left ear for skin cancer!

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

After reading through this 'helpful and informative' thread (as someone who looks a LOT like Fozzy bear said) I feel I must say I'm very honoured to have been the subject of six (six) pages of discourse; nay WITTY discourse from my friends. You seem to all know me quite well, which seems quite strange and yet oddly comforting...

And also, it's probably worth saying ...you guys are WEIRD...The other night I said to my wife "I need the computer; I need to post pictures of my boots on an online forum..." which is odd enough (in and or itself) but 6 pages of hat ideas is just clazy...

...Oh, and can we have a party sometime? I'm guessing it would be GREAT

Keep focused we are talking about your attire. you don't need another computer!

I will host the party at my house!

Originally Posted by gssixgun

Hats should either say Stetson or Resistol I would however consider a Larry Mahan too

Mine says Resistol

Originally Posted by gssixgun

Hats should either say Stetson or Resistol I would however consider a Larry Mahan too

I think mine says resist all stetsons. :-)

Some examples of the exact opposite of the look Carl is trying to achieve:

My hats don't say anything. They're just a hats. You blokes with talking hats might want to take a visit with your shrinks.


Mick