Thread: Lunacy, Lets have a contest!!!!!!!!!!

I shave every night especially near a full moon and I haven't had problems to your extreme.

I find that chewing bones keeps my eye teeth in check.

It’s the back hair that gets outa control this type of moon.
Ya shave, ya growl, ya wake up covered in sweat after shredding your pillow in a dream..
Or you tell yourself it’s a dream...

Uncle Zeke complains about this pesky Timber Wolf who keeps raiding his illegal traps in the National Forest. Last week he got into a tug of war with the beast over some coyote caught in the trap. Uncle Zeke didn't win. Afterwards they became friends and the wolf complained that during a full moon he has these frightening dreams he turns into a human who can' stop eating and can't stop shaving cause his beard grows as fast as he can shave it.

Yes a true story. Too bad I'm ineligible to win.

When I was a young chap, serving as a powder monkey on Old Ironsides..
I longed for the day on which I could grow a regulation beard!!
One day I had a fever, and so such terrible hallucinations rendered me a captive of another world.
I remember the mermaid the most.
A young fool, after being offered a wish and a song, I wished for a beard!
She then shaved me with a straight razor, that sung a song of such beauty, such soul crushing tones, such barbaric grace, a symphony of mind blowing sounds of which no man could hear and survive..
My newly grown beard never grew back.
I awoke from that fever yet still a boy..
..and now can only ever shave when the full moon grows me a beard.

Ineligible ???!!!

I'll have to add what I know about this serious topic soon. As a public service!!

This explains so much for me. I just found this thread today,(which is hard to believe in the first place since i check in at least twice a day) I was not aware of such a super moon phenomena.As I think back over the past few weeks so many anomalous shaving events have taken place.

It all started with the inability to hone a couple of razors that should have been a breeze (i almost gave up and went back to using a DE). Then, last week i found a beautiful green Escher hone for a amazing price (in the wild). This kind of thing just does not happen. As i used it on the aforementioned razors, I felt confident of success. Apparently the moon also effects Escher hones as the edge was gentle and left a BBS shave, but must have stimulated hair growth as the shave didn't last. Felt growth the next morning and a shadow by the end of the day.(This doesn't happen normally).
Then to top it all off, the SWMBO said we could take our time on a weekend trip to visit our son and stop at some antique stores on the way!

Coincidence? I don't think so. There is no other explanation than the Super-Moon Eclipse Phenomena (SMEP)

I am very sorry Spendur. I know i ain't eligible for a prize but there is a witch that keeps whispering in my ears to reply to your thread before she will break her spell. Hearing voices makes me feel I am going crazy. So this is therapeutic.

Saw a witch fly by when we had Red Moon last night:



Woke up this morning and found I looked like Catweazle:



Took out my battle axe:



Honed it on my largest hone: a 7x2 1/2 Hohenzollern and added some witchdust that she had left on my pillow to the slurry for a supadupa wickedly sharp edge and started shaving:



Here I am: still bewitched but clean shaven, hoping she will break her spell on me soon: