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Doc A game for your pleasure 03-26-2008, 03:51 PM
kasperitis Oh this game can get crazy... 03-26-2008, 03:57 PM
Joelski78 True: Now I shave my grand... 03-26-2008, 04:07 PM
Doc ok Joleski78 that was a great... 03-26-2008, 04:13 PM
Doc ok I will take this one ! ... 03-26-2008, 06:08 PM
majurey False: I actually used a... 03-26-2008, 07:21 PM
LX_Emergency True, although my boss still... 03-27-2008, 09:45 AM
the wanderer True, if you count the wife... 03-29-2008, 07:43 AM
syslight False, although i spend a lot... 03-29-2008, 08:02 AM
Jimbo True! Actually I have no... 03-29-2008, 08:18 AM
JMS :eek:They do things different... 03-29-2008, 08:32 AM
Jimbo What can I say Mark - used to... 03-29-2008, 08:35 AM
freebird False, I have no significant... 03-29-2008, 01:40 PM
chancecatalyst True, I was just chatting up... 03-29-2008, 04:37 PM
Tierdaen False. Greg Louganis and his... 03-29-2008, 05:14 PM
freebird False, I have very little... 03-29-2008, 10:26 PM
Jimbo False. No commando for me - I... 03-29-2008, 10:35 PM
hatman Wrong Jimbo, I don't shave... 03-29-2008, 10:42 PM
Jimbo :roflmao Good one! James. 03-29-2008, 10:45 PM
hatman The person who follows me... 03-29-2008, 10:49 PM
papasmurf False . I use noth hands to... 03-29-2008, 10:46 PM
wopmanfixit False! I tried using cat... 03-29-2008, 10:50 PM
papasmurf True . How did you... 03-29-2008, 10:57 PM
Jimbo You go too far, Sir! Too... 03-29-2008, 11:02 PM
papasmurf :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :y... 03-29-2008, 11:10 PM
Jimbo Oh, all right. It's true.... 03-29-2008, 11:12 PM
JMS It must have been Lou's mach... 03-29-2008, 11:26 PM
Doc Glad everyones having fun let... 03-29-2008, 11:41 PM
wopmanfixit False! If I did that and... 03-30-2008, 12:41 AM
PalmettoB Too true! ('Cause that's... 03-30-2008, 02:12 AM
roughneck True. I find spacing it out... 03-30-2008, 02:23 AM
syslight False. i know how to... 03-30-2008, 03:10 AM
papasmurf True (but I use it on my... 03-30-2008, 03:32 AM
syslight False, while i may shave... 03-30-2008, 06:14 AM
JMS True, but not in that... 03-30-2008, 06:19 AM
Jimbo True. "It is not enough to... 03-30-2008, 06:25 AM
JMS :roflmao:roflmao I didn't... 03-30-2008, 06:29 AM
syslight False, but i am not quite as... 03-30-2008, 07:12 AM
chancecatalyst Ok, Ok...it's true. But the... 03-30-2008, 02:38 PM
syslight False, i have tried nearly... 03-30-2008, 04:04 PM
roughneck True, but I hold two razors... 03-30-2008, 04:14 PM
syslight now we know the inventor of... 03-30-2008, 05:26 PM
kerryman71 False, I made my own strop... 03-31-2008, 12:21 AM
Noam False. It had nothing to do... 03-31-2008, 12:55 AM
Nickelking True! it keeps me well... 03-31-2008, 06:20 AM
syslight False, my name is not... 03-31-2008, 06:44 AM
xman but it didn't work out... 03-31-2008, 07:05 AM
roughneck False, I shave in the... 03-31-2008, 05:21 PM
speed_pigeon true: pinky up and on my tip... 03-31-2008, 07:05 PM
papasmurf False Heck no The... 03-31-2008, 09:42 PM
Jacques13 True...I use my old Sam Brown... 03-31-2008, 09:53 PM
papasmurf Oh hell NO!!!! its a... 03-31-2008, 10:08 PM
Loochie False, however I have been... 03-31-2008, 10:19 PM
JMS This is true! The person... 03-31-2008, 10:26 PM
Jimbo :roflmao :roflmao Very good... 03-31-2008, 10:48 PM
papasmurf False I did find a right ear... 03-31-2008, 10:48 PM
syslight true, why else continue this... 03-31-2008, 11:00 PM
papasmurf :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao... 03-31-2008, 11:42 PM
speed_pigeon false, my woman does this for... 04-01-2008, 03:39 AM
Doc Well guys I am glad your... 04-01-2008, 03:42 AM
speed_pigeon oh! i choose me!! (come on,... 04-03-2008, 03:55 AM
Friggin Joe Where'd you get "secretly"... 04-03-2008, 04:00 AM
roughneck No better way to get rid of... 04-03-2008, 04:25 AM
shotwell1234 True, I was so busy admiring... 04-03-2008, 05:07 AM
speed_pigeon false, sideburns and a goat.... 04-03-2008, 05:09 AM
CRuzin False, I'm not married but... 04-03-2008, 05:17 AM
Mike_ratliff True, those little hearts... 04-03-2008, 06:36 AM
hoglahoo I'm glad I'm not addicted at... 04-03-2008, 04:44 PM
CRuzin False. I uh... I think... 04-03-2008, 04:50 PM
Mike_ratliff False, The shame, oh the... 04-03-2008, 05:11 PM
speed_pigeon false! i love my kriegars,... 04-03-2008, 06:09 PM
Mike_ratliff False: I tried hot coals and... 04-04-2008, 12:10 AM
speed_pigeon true, you caught me. but not... 04-04-2008, 03:26 AM
ZiggyDeath False, in Canada we lather... 04-04-2008, 03:32 AM
roughneck Damn thing jumed right out of... 04-04-2008, 03:42 AM
speed_pigeon HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY... 04-04-2008, 06:19 AM
JMS True, but I have to fold it... 04-04-2008, 06:37 AM
Friggin Joe Support ho's, that is. The... 04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
leadduck True. It came back sharper... 04-04-2008, 07:25 PM
hoglahoo True, which is why I am still... 04-04-2008, 08:03 PM
chancecatalyst No No No, it's what I use to... 04-04-2008, 08:03 PM
CaptainTex Well, it works just as well... 05-01-2008, 05:33 PM
leadduck True, but with a machette. ... 04-14-2008, 07:58 PM
roughneck :OT but I'll answer anyway. ... 04-14-2008, 08:06 PM
hoglahoo True, I once hewn a razor in... 04-14-2008, 08:56 PM
leadduck False. My face is the sharp... 04-16-2008, 09:46 PM
Jimbo False - I send them home to... 04-16-2008, 10:31 PM
speed_pigeon false! my gimp suit is patten... 04-17-2008, 02:40 AM
Sondheim True!! and the ladies love... 04-25-2008, 12:49 AM
hoglahoo True. I'll never get that... 05-01-2008, 02:58 PM
GollyMrScience True! I can't help it and... 05-01-2008, 03:56 PM
Mike_ratliff HEY! paper cuts hurt... :p ... 05-01-2008, 04:42 PM
hoglahoo That used to be true for me,... 05-01-2008, 05:43 PM
dirknibleck True! It's the safest way to... 05-01-2008, 07:05 PM
hoglahoo " The next person practices... 05-01-2008, 07:20 PM
speed_pigeon lol, hog! and yes, i do... 05-02-2008, 02:33 AM
Jimbo Not true - my superman... 05-02-2008, 10:21 PM
GollyMrScience Yup I line them up along the... 05-02-2008, 10:37 PM
Still_Ged False.... but since I live in... 05-07-2008, 03:41 AM
Seraphim True! You have to have at... 05-08-2008, 08:54 PM
leadduck Tue! My name is Tony Stark... 05-08-2008, 09:51 PM
nun2sharp So true! How did you know?... 05-09-2008, 02:04 AM
Sondheim Damn straight I do. Nothing... 05-09-2008, 02:26 AM
scar9783 TRUE!!! But I wasnt shaving... 05-14-2008, 01:40 AM
Seraphim True! But I happen to use... 05-16-2008, 08:46 PM
hoglahoo It's like they say, smite... 05-16-2008, 10:10 PM
Jimbo FALSE!! Those sheep are... 05-16-2008, 11:16 PM
GollyMrScience Actually I thought it said... 05-17-2008, 03:15 PM
Still_Ged Oh, yeah. But that was months... 05-17-2008, 06:38 PM
scar9783 False! I couldn't find anyone... 05-17-2008, 09:19 PM
hoglahoo Not so! Why wait til 3 am??... 06-22-2008, 09:19 PM
nun2sharp False: who said they were MY... 06-22-2008, 09:29 PM
onimaru55 True - but the porn addiction... 06-26-2008, 03:18 AM
freebird false, one can never have too... 06-26-2008, 04:02 AM
Jimbo False - I never let a mach 3... 06-26-2008, 04:55 AM
Seraphim WHAT?!, WHAT"S THAT YOU SAY?... 06-26-2008, 03:02 PM
onimaru55 False they have to be chipped... 06-27-2008, 01:45 AM
Doc No that was SMELLED like a... 07-10-2008, 06:50 PM
hoglahoo I probably can, a flying ant... 07-10-2008, 07:15 PM
JMS Thanks for honoring me with... 07-10-2008, 07:32 PM
nun2sharp Oh, how true!If you use... 07-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Detach false: i don't own one :-(... 07-10-2008, 07:49 PM
wembe True. That's why I got into... 02-03-2011, 04:46 AM
  1. 04-04-2008, 03:42 AM #1
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    Damn thing jumed right out of my hand, luckily I wasn't naked.

    The next person has shaved with an epilady.
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    HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! a buddy had a huge bear beard and was mouthing off. we were drunk and it was around the time we were taking chunks out of each others hair with wireless trimmers, but i grabbed his mom's epilady out of the bathroom and basically smacked him with it! OMG, the red dots that turned to blood. he had the biggest patch on the side of his face. even when he shaved you could still see it. it was weeks before he was normal!

    the next guy is so manly he uses his own hoo-haa to strop!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by speed_pigeon View Post
    HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! a buddy had a huge bear beard and was mouthing off. we were drunk and it was around the time we were taking chunks out of each others hair with wireless trimmers, but i grabbed his mom's epilady out of the bathroom and basically smacked him with it! OMG, the red dots that turned to blood. he had the biggest patch on the side of his face. even when he shaved you could still see it. it was weeks before he was normal!

    the next guy is so manly he uses his own hoo-haa to strop!!!!
    True, but I have to fold it in half!

    The person who follows wears support hose!
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    Support ho's, that is.
    The next guy, though, he sent his Mach 3 to Lynn to hone.
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    True. It came back sharper than all me Zeepkes.

    The next one thinks a badger brush is what badgers groom themselves with.
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    True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.

    The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoglahoo View Post
    True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.

    The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door

    darn, double post, this should fix it...


    No need to donate, I've been raising badgers for years. It should arrive any day now...

    The person after me tried stropping on a live horse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by leadduck View Post
    True. It came back sharper than all me Zeepkes.

    The next one thinks a badger brush is what badgers groom themselves with.

    No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)

    The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chancecatalyst View Post
    No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)

    The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.
    Well, it works just as well until you nick it.

    the person below me is trying to get his old mach 3 turned into scales for his new razor.
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