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The next yokel sleeps with his or her straight collection for comfort after a long day at work, and softly applies loving caresses to each one before succombing to the night.
FALSE!! Those sheep are damnable liars! Do not believe a word they say!

....Oh, sorry - misread your post...

The next person heard the name "Wade and Butcher" and thought it was referring to their local purveyor of fine meats spending a delightful day at the seaside.

James.