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06-25-2008, 03:45 PM #21what Dad calls me
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MAN are you crazy, why do you use a straight razor?
It works for your mother!
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06-25-2008, 05:09 PM #22Senior Member
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Being an honest to goodness self=made smart ass. Number 9 is something I'd say. Gotta love it.
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06-26-2008, 12:29 AM #23Senior Member
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Another option would be to eschew being a dick and take the opportunity
to extol some of the many fine virtues of the straight razor...
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06-26-2008, 02:27 AM #24Velo Shaver
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I prefer my razors like my sexuality..
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06-26-2008, 02:33 AM #25Certifiable
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Better, cheaper, cooler... what's not to love?
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06-26-2008, 02:50 AM #26Senior Member
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Why are you using a straight razor?
A: Here, take this towel, have a seat, I'll show you why.
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06-26-2008, 06:05 AM #27Occasionally Active Member
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Sorry, the very title of this thread is "Smart-ass answers." Though your answer is probably the best one, the smart-assed answers are funnier, and that's what this thread is all about.
Originally Posted by sebell
Another option would be to eschew being a dick and take the opportunity
to extol some of the many fine virtues of the straight razor...
- Scott
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06-26-2008, 12:55 PM #28
I like it when people get serious about funny Originally Posted by joesixpack
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06-26-2008, 01:22 PM #29Junior Honemeister
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(exerpt from an actual conversation i had with my brother.)
A straight razor is a man's razor, designed by men for men, and pounded out by a man with a hammer...
Your razor is made by a machine, It's 2 strips of foil stuffed in plastic, and regardless of what they say there is no difference between the blue ones and the pink ones.
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06-26-2008, 01:47 PM #30Member
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Originally Posted by Mike_ratliff
Nice one!
Better! Originally Posted by sicboater
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