Thread: Wife says I have a problem . . .

If you can, have them sent to your workplace. Otherwise, I did very well renting a PO Box from the Post Office for $48 a year.... Seem extreme? Try answering to your wife after you have 40 odd razors and dozens of soaps and cream - never mind hones and brushes....

Jordan

Originally Posted by zib

I kinda bend the truth, and say, No, it's soap, and run in the bedroom while she's doing something else, open it quickly, put it with the rest. I have so many, she can't tell anymore. so I'm safe...

Zib, that is awesome thinking! LOL!

Bladerunner Naaaaawww Babe!
It's free samples!

Another great line. Man, do I need to start thinking quick on my feet or what??


Thanks All, you all made my evening . . . problem is, I am waiting on the AM so that I can shave with my razor!!!! I am screwed.

ARgg!


The Alpsman

Originally Posted by coachmike

OOPS!!!!!!!

I tried to look out for you bro, even if you are "the man" now....

Another technique - If it's something distinctive, hide it for a couple of weeks. Then, when she spots you using and it and says "is that a new razor?" you can say "no, I've had this for a while". And you won't be lying

Jordan

Originally Posted by Bladerunner

The packages now come to my office!

Smart man!

That's priceless!

How about:

"But Honey, I'm practicing my colour coordination skills by getting one razor to match each of your pairs of shoes!"

Might buy you some breathing time while she figures out how to respond.

Wow When I saw your post I thought perhaps I put it up there myself and forgot about it. LOL, I share your pain buddy but no worries it is a healthy addiction. Like someone before me said, Wifey's scrutiny is only a reaction to the loss of attention. They don't get it, My wife asked me " Why can't I get the same shave from one razor?"

"All tragedies are finished by death, All comedies are ended by marriage." -BYRON-

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Most wives are quick to point out how their husbands are just wasting money on unnecessary items that could better go elsewhere while neglecting their own spending habits which are of course totally necessary and justified.

The trick is to keep track of such spending and
use it later. Confidence is key here: "But honey,
I still have $XXX left to spend to catch up to
your spa trip last week".

boys

- Scott

Originally Posted by Rajagra

How about:

"But Honey, I'm practicing my colour coordination skills by getting one razor to match each of your pairs of shoes!"

Might buy you some breathing time while she figures out how to respond.

Very clever!