Thread: Fantastic news from Gillette-unbelievable.

For future reference, relatively new members should only consider 87.2% of thebigspendur's posts to be serious.

I think Bruce's percentage might be even a little lower.

Originally Posted by Utopian

For future reference, relatively new members should only consider 87.2% of thebigspendur's posts to be serious.

I think Bruce's percentage might be even a little lower.

Next time young man, you better bite your tongue. Festus and Cletus just told me they don't like you slagging their friend Spendur. You better not rub up those guys the wrong way!

Love your work bigspendur. Thanks for the heartattack/laugh.

Originally Posted by Kees

Next time young man, you better bite your tongue. Festus and Cletus just told me they don't like you slagging their friend Spendur. You better not rub up those guys the wrong way!

Yes, I heard they's martee perticoolar abouts they's foe-play!


Mick

If this is for real -I cant wait to try one,and I cant believe they melted all those great vintage blades.If that really happened.

If it didnt ,you had me

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Funniest thing I've read this week!

You had me going there until I got to the part about them buying up hundreds of thousands of razors....and the Mr Death markings on the little duck razors is where it all came together in a sick, twisted, very funny joke.

Thanks for the entertainment!

PS - When I read the title, my first thought was that Gilette will finally be releasing a new DE again!

I was just notified by E-Mail the final prototype is being sent to me for testing. I should have it next week. I'll report back my findings.

Hello, thebigspendur:

That is splendid news. When you next speak to your friend, Mr. Executive, please ask him to make a special razor for me. I want the razor to suit me, a gentleman.

I want the scales in black and white to match my tuxedo. For the razor's emblem, I would require a white bow tie placed near the butt pins on both sides of the scales.

As for the blade, I would require it in the 13/16" size with a handle bar mustache point.

Thank you.

Regards,

Obie

Originally Posted by Obie

Hello, thebigspendur:

That is splendid news. When you next speak to your friend, Mr. Executive, please ask him to make a special razor for me. I want the razor to suit me, a gentleman.

I want the scales in black and white to match my tuxedo. For the razor's emblem, I would require a white bow tie placed near the butt pins on both sides of the scales.

As for the blade, I would require it in the 13/16" size with a handle bar mustache point.

Thank you.

Regards,

Obie

Ah-ha but you got it wrong my friend. One does not either order or simply purchase the "Signature King". One must apply and be deemed worthy by the world's greatest manufacturer of quality shaving supplies. After their exhaustive background check and vetting do you think you can "cut the mustard"?