Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
Ah-ha but you got it wrong my friend. One does not either order or simply purchase the "Signature King". One must apply and be deemed worthy by the world's greatest manufacturer of quality shaving supplies. After their exhaustive background check and vetting do you think you can "cut the mustard"?
My dear thebigspendur:

Aha, I see. In that case, you have my permission to submit my application to the gentleman. My photograph will do, I'm sure, because once the said gentleman beholds my Hollywood face, I'm in like a buccaneer in Tortuga.

Regards,

Obie