A guy drive into a big red caddy covertable into a rural South Carolina gas station. The attendant walks out and asks " what it will be" the driver says " fill my Muther F'in gas tank!" the attendant replies " Boy, down here we don't say Muther F'er" and pulls out a .45 and at the same time tosses a silver dollar in the air and fires shooting a hole dead center through the silver dollar and catches it in the palm of his hand. Seeing this the driver reaches into a bag of Georgia peaches he has on the seat and tosses one in the air and at the same time pulls out a straight razor and slices the peach into 8 equal slices and catches them in the palm of his hand. The Gas station attendant looks at this and asks the driver " Want me to check your Muther F'in oil?!?!?! Lol

Only straight razor joke I know!