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    Default THINGS NOT TO DO WHILE SHAVING

    DON'T TALK WHILE SHOWING HOW YOU SHAVE YOUR UPPER LIP
    I was showing my 6 yr old daughter how I shave with a straight razor. I had everything out for her to see including the styptic pencil. While I was shaving she was asking questions about what I was doing, and we were laughing at the at the funny faces I was making as I was shaving. When I started to shave my upper lip she picked up the styptic pencil and asked what it was.

    You try to say" stiyptic" with out moving your upper lip. IT CAN'T BE DONE. I ended up with a real nice slice on my upper lip. I also was able to answer her next 2 question before she ever asked them.

    "and dear this is how it works" "yes dear it stings too"



    Keep this thread going I would love to hear how normal all of us are.

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    It reminds me of a time when my dad was going to show us(my brother and I) how to use a pocket knife safely, it was truly funny, once dad left the garage.
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    Oh man! what a great object lesson

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    Don't listen to Led Zeppelin. It'll make you want to Luckily, there's been no damage so far.

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    My shop teacher in school cut off his thumb on the table saw showing us how NOT to use the saw!!
    all us boys almost fainted! blood everywhere.... lesson learned!

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    I guess thats NOT shaving related..... Lesson do not shave while using tablesaw!

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    Don't have a couple of drinks. I was going out for the evening and had a shave. It was the worst cut I ever sustained.

    The upside was that it was a great conversation piece. The downside was that it made the ladies feel a bit squeemish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigJ View Post
    Don't have a couple of drinks. I was going out for the evening and had a shave. It was the worst cut I ever sustained.

    The upside was that it was a great conversation piece. The downside was that it made the ladies feel a bit squeemish.
    Don't shave the morning after you got drunk... at least not with a straight.


    I was only a few weeks into straights, I gave up and (sorry) finished with a Extreme3.

    Lesson learned.

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    DON'T SHAVE WHEN YOU HAVE EARTH QUAKES OR IN A MOSH PIT

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    Don's shave within range of being hit by a door opening. This didn't happen to me, but it was close enough to learn my lesson.

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