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07-22-2015, 01:15 AM #2301
Me Too!!!
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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07-22-2015, 02:03 AM #2302
My brother skis
If this is on topic I apologize, but since I'm not sure what the topic is I'll take my chance. After church one Sunday a group of about six of us were standing in the parking lot discussing the progress of our gardens and our tomato plants in particular. A middle aged lady sidled up to the group and listened for a while. Then she abruptly says, "My brother skis". We all looked at each other trying to find some context for her for her statement. Then someone asked, "Where does he ski?", and the topic somehow shifted to winter sports.
Now, whenever someone in the family comes up with a non sequitur they are immediately greeted by a chorus of, "My brother skis!"
Regards - Walt
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07-22-2015, 02:08 AM #2303
Water skis?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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07-22-2015, 02:16 AM #2304
I shave, therefore I am.
Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.
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07-22-2015, 02:18 AM #2305
Vuw vill ski? NO! The Jew Will NOT Ski!!
From Buddy Hackett! Damn was he funny!Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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07-22-2015, 02:25 AM #2306
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07-22-2015, 02:41 AM #2307
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07-22-2015, 02:45 AM #2308
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07-22-2015, 04:38 AM #2309
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07-22-2015, 05:04 AM #2310
My brother skis and shaves
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
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