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    15 13.16%

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    51 44.74%
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  1. 07-22-2015, 01:15 AM #2301
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    I like the mini frdge :-)
    Me Too!!!

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  3. 07-22-2015, 02:03 AM #2302
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    Default My brother skis

    If this is on topic I apologize, but since I'm not sure what the topic is I'll take my chance. After church one Sunday a group of about six of us were standing in the parking lot discussing the progress of our gardens and our tomato plants in particular. A middle aged lady sidled up to the group and listened for a while. Then she abruptly says, "My brother skis". We all looked at each other trying to find some context for her for her statement. Then someone asked, "Where does he ski?", and the topic somehow shifted to winter sports.

    Now, whenever someone in the family comes up with a non sequitur they are immediately greeted by a chorus of, "My brother skis!"

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    Water skis?
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    I shave, therefore I am.
    Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.
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  7. 07-22-2015, 02:18 AM #2305
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    Vuw vill ski? NO! The Jew Will NOT Ski!!

    From Buddy Hackett! Damn was he funny!
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  8. 07-22-2015, 02:25 AM #2306
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    I smell topic ??! Rubber socks for all!!
    I am sorry.....

    Please accept my apologies.

    I prefer cotton socks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    I am sorry.....

    Please accept my apologies.

    I prefer cotton socks.
    That's why I wear burlap underwear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    That's why I wear burlap underwear.
    After 30 loads of corn and 5 washings I find that they are soft enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    After 30 loads of corn and 5 washings I find that they are soft enough.
    To wear ??
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    My brother skis and shaves
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