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    If the moon landings were real, why did disco die?
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    maybe their tires were under inflated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tintin View Post
    maybe their tires were under inflated?
    On the moon rover, Disco roller skates or the clown car?

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    https://youtu.be/HBOKWCpwGfM

    Clown shoes for the win!
    To deobfuscate is to convert something that is difficult to un͝d̡͝e҉͞r̴͝st̨̕a͘͢n̢̛d̕̕ ̧͝
    into one that is simple, understandable and straightforward.

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    something just occurred to me: my SWMBO has celluloid on her legs, do i need to worry about cell rot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tintin View Post
    something just occurred to me: my SWMBO has celluloid on her legs, do i need to worry about cell rot?
    Hey, I'm the socially clueless autistic guy with the "cognitive inability to get along with people," and even I know that is NOT something to kid about, even with a malaprop version of the word!
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    I remember when we had a member named futtbucker. I thought he truly had the best username among us all. I went to try and find him but his name must have been changed by the moderators. I thought I should share this as his name made me laugh really hard. I even showed the girlfriend and she said wtf... what is wrong with that guy. ... hahah
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    I used to work as a bouncer and bartender in a nightclub in Boston in the mid 80s. There was an annually published booklet of contact information for many hundreds of local bands. There was one band, listed several years in a row, that was guaranteed to never be booked for a wedding, or social function, or nightclub, or get any radio play. The name of the band was...

    Bill Koenig and the MotherF*cking Sh^tHeads.
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    Down south we had "Otis Day and the Hot Nuts"

    They had some really funny songs that never made it to radio.
    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.

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    Default Where is the nick/cut of the day thread?

    For some reason I can't find the nick/cut of the day thread and I thought you guys would appreciate this.

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    It is a very minor nick but it wouldn't stop bleeding. I didn't even notice it until while driving to work my cheek touched my jacket and it felt cold. When I touched it my hand came away bloody.A couple of bandaids later etc. I got it to stop but when I got home and took the bandaid off it started again.. I had to get to archery leagues and I tried a few things before I thought about super glue. I didn't want to open a new container and remembered I have a bottle of Goat Tuff glue for fletching arrows in the refrigerator and that is superglue. Since It is at a bad angle for me to see I asked my wife to apply it. She got the bleeding stopped but this is what it looked like!

    Nobody said anything at leagues until I brought it up......

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