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    Funny Roy. I hadn't seen that in a long time. Where you come up with this stuff amazes me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasman View Post
    On my Friday a few of us Gas Haulers were standing around at the loading facility talking about how long we have been hauling gas, how long we'd been driving and our ages. I was not the longest or oldest but the odd thing was someone told me I look good for my age.

    That was a first for me. Ive never been told that before. Now i wonder if he was just being nice. Ive always thought I looked my age and in the last couple years ive noticed the neck skin getting saggy. It thru me off to the point i took a few seconds to say thanks.
    ahh, you should had replied f**k you verry much, and you look amazing considering you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasman View Post
    Funny Roy. I hadn't seen that in a long time. Where you come up with this stuff amazes me.
    Well for one thing--I was smart enough to walk away from smoking dope and doing other such related things a long-long time ago. (Can't say the same about liking beer)

    My memory of finding things that I've watched or heard still seems to be able to guide me to where I can use the internet to find clips of audio or video to share. (yea I know--some wish I couldn't)

    Here's a clip that I REALLY ENJOYED!! It's some snot nosed whiny crybaby sniveling because she sent an email to a very nice hotel telling them how she could promote them via her 'Social Media'------------------For a Free Stay!

    I love how the 'host' follows along with comments.

    I do hope that all here will enjoy but might share with others what happened.

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    That girl needs to be in California.
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    Like OMG, that girl is literally a bat-sh!t crazy knucklehead!

    My soon to be 20-yo daughter is sure to get a laugh out of that video, Roy!

    Her slightly older sister left for California a few years ago but thankfully is nothing like this bimbo. It's really hilarious to me, but the older one decided she would move to CA when she grew up. And, the peculiar thing is I knew she meant business when she locked eyes with me and stated her intentions plainly...at the tender age of 7 or 8.
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    I'm sure without her blog/instagram/social media Universal Orlando would be in the tank!!!!



    And you're so right Brother. The commentators comments are G R E A T!!!!!!!

    I honestly think the eye comment took it totally over the top
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    Mark, have you ever wondered why bat shit is more crazy than any other shit?


    Just something I have been known to ponder deeply......
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    Only mammal capable of flight and the whole echolocation deal could have something to do with the crazy...sleeping upside-down certainly doesn't hurt either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieseld View Post
    Mark, have you ever wondered why bat shit is more crazy than any other shit?


    Just something I have been known to ponder deeply......
    This post deserves its own thread.

    I doubt that you could ever come up with a definitive answer but could have fun trying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    This post deserves its own thread.
    I doubt that you could ever come up with a definitive answer but could have fun trying!
    Still a lot easier than a whack aside the head with a Louisville Slugger ! Or, as a reason, spreading the stuff around the area with self same object.
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