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    15 13.16%

  • warm bed

    51 44.74%
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  1. 02-02-2014, 08:36 PM #331
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDRebel View Post
    But if you can keep digging, when can you tell when you have reached the bottom?
    When it's deep enough. A true shovelmaster would just know when the hole was as it was destined to be.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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  2. 02-02-2014, 08:37 PM #332
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    Is it possible to dig half a hole?
    Well that depends now doesn't it
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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  3. 02-02-2014, 09:11 PM #333
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    Is it possible to dig half a hole?
    I dug a half a hole once.
    Last edited by earcutter; 02-03-2014 at 03:41 AM.
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  4. 02-02-2014, 09:47 PM #334
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    Is it possible to dig half a hole?
    I should think it is...ask any grave digger and he'll confirm.
    Of course those holes are Abbey Something...Abbie Normal
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  5. 02-02-2014, 09:48 PM #335
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    Is it possible to dig half a hole?
    Ahahahahahaah
    I want a lather whip
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  6. 02-03-2014, 01:38 AM #336
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    half a hole
    half a glass...

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  7. 02-03-2014, 07:04 PM #337
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    Wouldn't half a hole still be a whole hole?
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  8. 02-03-2014, 07:33 PM #338
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    Enough of this nonsense - It is a scientific fact that the whole is equal to the sum of the parts. Since a hole is the absence of matter, then the whole hole contains nothing. Since it is also a scientific fact that nothing is equal to nothing, then by corollary, a hole, whole or otherwise, is still equal to nothing, and therefore does not exist.

    Thank goodness science was able to clear this up (shamelessly referencing another thread).
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  9. 02-03-2014, 07:34 PM #339
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    I do not exist :-(
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  10. 02-03-2014, 07:39 PM #340
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    Since you have the knowledge that you do not exist, you have proven that you do, in fact, exist.

    Congratulations!
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