I didn't think your joke was in poor taste, someone must be having a sense of humour failure.
If it were my joke removed i would be on the lookout for a private message to explain why.
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I thought it was clean Jamie. If that tee was wet, maybe not. But as it stood it was fine.
Spotted this at the exhaust shop im at today.
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It had nothing to do with the Harrison Ford picture. it was the one with Biden again posted after a warning.
Do you guys want to turn the clean jokes thread into a knock down drag out political brew ha like we have seen so many times in other threads?????
I mean if you do just repost it as a stand alone thread and then stand by.
No one is forced to be a member here. We don't have much in the way of requirements or rules. We just ask you to think before you post and remember this is a family rated site. Don't post something that will garner a sh**storm especially in our politically charged times unless it's a thread specifically started for that purpose so members opening up that thread know what to expect.
Hope Abe takes this the right way.
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A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Now that's funny--I don't care who you are, that's funny!
Police officer walks up to a man and says, "This dog tells me that you are on drugs." Man replies, "I'm on drugs? You're the one who's talking to a dog."
Three retires, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine September day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn’t it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it’s Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let’s have a beer."
An armed man ran into a real estate
agency and shouted:
"Nobody move!"
I hate to brag about my good looks, but everytime I go into the bathroom and get undressed, I turn on the shower.
Hitchhiker: Hey, thanks for stopping but I have to say you must be crazy.
Driver: Why do you say that?
Hitchhiker: Well, picking up hitchhiker…
Driver: And???
Hitchhiker: Well, I mean, I could be a serial killer.
Driver: Ha Ha Ha! What are the odds of two serial killers being in one car?
A man was questioned on a plane for doing math during the flight. They say he has suspected ties to Al-Gebra
Here in New Orleans, the Lucky Dog vendors with their hotdog shaped pushcarts are legendary for their fiscal creativity. Once, the Dalai Lama was in town, and walked up to a Lucky Dog cart in the quarter and, thinking himself clever and street savvy, gives the man a little bow and presses his palms together, and says, "Make me ONE, WITH EVERYTHING."
Lucky Dog man has seen it all, He makes the Dalai Lama a Lucky Dog, accepts a $20 bill in payment, and sticks it in his pocket.
The Dalai Lama bows again and presses his palms together once more, and says, Excuse, please, Mr Lucky Dog man, but what about my change?"
The vendor returns Dalai Lama's bow and wai, and replies, "Change can only come from within".
If you don't know the difference between a Burro and a burrow, then you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground!
Man: Waiter! My onion rings???
Waiter: So?...Answer it!
:gaah: ......................
Eggs and bacon walk into a restaurant.
Hostess says, "We don't serve breakfast here."
A tramp was walking in the woods and came upon a Baptism in the river
he waded in to see what was happening
the baptist minister gabbed him and pushed him under the water
Have you found jesus he asked when the tramp surfaced
No replied the tramp
so the minister pushed him down again
Have you found jesus now he asked
No said the tramp
The minister pushed him down until the tramp was almost drowned
Now have you found jesus
No said the tramp, are you sure he went in here
I've been reading this book about glue.
I just can't put it down.
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
A certain man has a cat that he loved. The man went on a trip and left the cat with his brother calling every day to check on it. One day he called and asked his brother, "How is my cat?" His brother replied, "Your cat died." The man was furious with his brother. He said, "What are you thinking? That is no way to give news like that!" His brother replied, "Well, how should I have told you?" The man replied, "Well you could have said, 'The cat's on the roof and we can't get her down.' The next day when I called you could have said, 'The cat fell off the roof and the vet is trying to patch her up.' The next day you could have said, 'The cat passed away.' that way I would have had a chance to get prepared for the news." His brother apologized and the man relented and said, "Okay, I'm sorry too. Maybe I overreacted. By the way, how's Mother?" His brother replied, "Mother's on the roof and we can't get her down."
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pocky but I was able to turn myself around!
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat, don’t open it…it’s SPAM.