Thread: Favorite movie quotes

"A repo man's life is always intense."

Miller

From my all-time favorite film, Casablanca:

Nazi officer: What do think about us invading New York City?

Rick: Listen pal, I come from New York; and there are some sections I wouldn't suggest you fellas even try to invade.

also:

Rick: Louie, this pistol is pointed straight at your heart.

Louie: That, my dear Ricky, is my least vulnerable spot.


This could go on and on. So I think I'd better quit now.

Oh, Brother Where art thou?

"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."

"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere"

John Wayne from "The Shootist"
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

Star Trek The Wrath of Khan (STTWOK)
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

not exactly a movie quote but I like it:

Jack Bauer: The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry you.

Galaxy Quest:
"Never Give Up, Never Surrender"

Lonesome Dove:
Captain Call: That was a dang stupid thing to do--bringing that old sign along--you'll have us the laughing stock of the whole country--with that--we don't rent pigs part.

Gus: Well, we don't rent pigs. I figured it's better to say it right up front--'cause a man that does like to rent pigs is--is hard to stop.

Favorite part of "Return of the Jedi"

"I am Jedi, Like my father before me."


For giggles movie and book...
"So long and thanks for all the fish"

well im pretty sure this is from a movie just not sure which one (i know it was in an episode of family guy)
"i may not agree with what you say, however, i will defend to the death your right to say it"

and also from one of my all time favorite movies (For Me And My Gal)
gene kelly-"(cat whistle) hello springtime"

judy garland-"aint you a little out of season? whos the want-ad with the squirl around his neck?"


"awww come off it springtime you know your just gonna end up calling me pet names"

i could go on with the rest of the movie but ill let you go and see it your self

from The Odd Couple

Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!


Justin

Harry: Is that ketchup on your hotdog?
Detective: Of course.
Harry: Only a******s put ketchup on hotdogs.

Eastwood has some good writers in DH II.

The best has to be:

"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" (Butch Cassidy etc.)

"All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets" Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro) in Taxidriver

Some great dialogues in British movies like f.i. Snatch:
*You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

*Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish:No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy:It's for protection.
Turkish:Protection from what? 'Zee Germans'?

or Pulp Fiction:
- Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.
- Okey what do you want to know?
- Well, hash is legal over there, right?
- Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
- And those are the hash bars?
- Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
- Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
- I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
- What?
- It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.
- Example ?
- Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
- No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
- What'd they call it?
- They call it Royale with Cheese.
- Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
- Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
- Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?
- I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
- What?
- Mayonnaise.
- Goddamn!
- I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
- Uuccch!

Forrest Gump

Lt. Dan: I thought i would try out my sea legs.
Gump: But Lt. Dan you aint got no legs.