Thread: Favorite movie quotes

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke

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-Lou

Midnight Run with Robert DeNiro (playing bounty hunter Jack Walsh) and Charles Grodin (playing mob accountant Jonathan Mardukas) has some of the funniest lines I've heard :

Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry.
Jack Walsh: What're you sorry about?
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh: You're g**d*** right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f*** up.

and...

Jonathan Mardukas: You lied to me first!
Jack Walsh: What the - -YOU LIED TO ME FIRST!
Jonathan Mardukas: Yes! Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first!
Jack Walsh: How can I argue with this guy. I don't know what the f*** he's talking about.

and...

Jonathan Mardukas: What's the name of this establishment?
Red Wood: Red's Corner Bar.
Jonathan Mardukas: Are you Red?
Red Wood: Yes.
Jonathan Mardukas: Do you dye your hair?
Red Wood: No.
[pause]
Jonathan Mardukas: Why do they call you Red?
Red Wood: It's short for Redwood. My last name's Wood.
Jonathan Mardukas: What's your first name?
Red Wood: Bill.

Great stuff from a real funny movie.

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-Lou

Ali G Indahouse (long live the G)

center director:
"The government has withdrawn our funding, they are closing down the (center)

Ali: "what? how is these kids goina make it out of the getto now?

director: "they will go somewhere else"

ali: "somewhere else?

"Do you know what this center means to them, and to me?

This is the spiritual home of the Westends Massive!

This is like what Mecca is to the Jews!

Its like what Kentucky is to Chickens!"

Despite the fact that Ali G was one of the stupidest movies I saw in years, I liked it a lot.
My favorite scene is where he is in parliament for the first time and the speaker of the opposition is criticisng his party. He says to his leader 'They is disin' our posse. I will take care of this. He walks up to the speaker of the opposition and silences him by putting his finger against his lips.

Sadly, that kind of movie I can only watch when my wife is sleeping.

Anway, this quote is from 3d rock from the sun:
'If this marriage was a horse you'd shoot it!'

Let’s see…

“It ain’t your fault. Life is short: shorter for some than for others.”

“Sounds like you got it all worked out.”
“Yah. Except for the part where we don’t get killed.”

“…Your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, ‘but I was told by others to do thus,’ or that ‘virtue was not convenient at the time.’ This will not suffice.”

“On any other day, that might seem strange.”

“You know, here’s what I don’t get about you: you know for a fact that there is a God. You’ve been in his presence; he’s spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.”
“I just like to fark with the clergy, man, I just love it.”

“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bull*. It’s on ‘European Socialism.’ I’m mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t play on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists; it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
-On the same note-
"Cameron, I’m sorry. But we can’t pick up Sloan in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of sh*."
"Piece of sh*?"
"It is a piece of sh*. Don’t worry about it: I don’t even have a piece of sh*, I have to envy yours.”

That’s enough for now.
- Michael

How about these:

Pimp: "these girls belong to me."

Ali G: "belong? that is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches"




Ali G: "That aint no prostitute. that's me HO"

Just for the record....I'm really enjoying this thread!


KEEP 'EM COMING!!!



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-Lou

Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

From my all-time favorite film, Casablanca:

Nazi officer: What do think about us invading New York City?

Rick: Listen pal, I come from New York; and there are some sections I wouldn't suggest you fellas even try to invade.

also:

Rick: Louie, this pistol is pointed straight at your heart.

Louie: That, my dear Ricky, is my least vulnerable spot.


This could go on and on. So I think I'd better quit now.

...and...

'Round up the usual suspects.'

ahh, geez.....we could start a whole 'Casablanca' thread!

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-Lou

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.

Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

Fellas, with all these Casablanca quotes flying around, how could we forget these two:

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."

-Michael