Thread: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

I must be a redneck in liberal clothing.

I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE QUESTION:

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a person of color, minding his own business, comes around the corner and starts walking in the opposite direction to you. He may actually get close to you and your family.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he gets close to you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's
Answer

Uh, nothing.


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Republican's
Answer:

BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click.... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

Pretty funny stuff, huh?

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Billy boy, I have to inform you that a good joke usually has some basis in reality. I hate to say this but your joke doesn't quite meet the criteria.

Are you equating "people of color" as terrorists? Thats twisted.

Originally Posted by xman

I must be a redneck in liberal clothing.

+1 on that. I'd empty the gun. Seriously.

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Are you equating "people of color" as terrorists? Thats twisted.

Thats exactly my point!

So let me see. If the joke pokes fun at the Dems, it's darn funny. If the joke pokes fun at Repubs, it's not funny. At all.

I think I get it...

Originally Posted by JMS

Billy boy, I have to inform you that a good joke usually has some basis in reality. I hate to say this but your joke doesn't quite meet the criteria.

I guess I missed the part where there's "some basis in reality" to say that republicans want to protect their families more than do democrats.

Yeah, I definitely missed that part...

Nothing personal but it seems like the party in the house is the brunt of the jokes. For the last 8 years it's been W. and the Repub's. Now its O. and the Dem's turn. Life goes on.

Originally Posted by billyjeff2

I guess I missed the part where there's "some basis in reality" to say that republicans want to protect their families more than do democrats.

Yeah, I definitely missed that part...

Your joke was clearly a racist jab at African Americans and I think you owe an apology...framing African Americans as terrorists? How low can you go Billy?