Thread: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

I see your point. Simply "a terrorist" would be just as effective in this usage, eithout tying any religion to it.

Love it!!!

Originally Posted by smokelaw1

I see your point. Simply "a terrorist" would be just as effective in this usage, eithout tying any religion to it.

I guess. Or anything, not just a 'terrorist'. The whole premise put me in mind of this great quote (ten points to the first person to name where it's from):

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

No Islamic terrorist in that line, but same random murderous intent!

Islamic terrorist is a more extreme personification of an evil threat that simply "random murderous intent"

The jokewriter finds greater success using easily identifiable extremes than politically correct scenarios which more fairly represent the players. I mean, why are the liberals always painted as weak? Why are the rednecks always painted as rash? The joke is all about stereotypes - talk about forests and trees!

Good point!

Originally Posted by majurey

(ten points to the first person to name where it's from):

For some reason Harry Callahan leaps to mind.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a {generic person} with a {jokebook} comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams {a controversial phrase}, praises
{his god or his hero}, raises the
{jokebook} and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family, {and tells a politically incorrect joke}.

What do you do?

Laugh.

But only a little cause it's still creepy!

Originally Posted by Rajagra

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a {generic person} with a {jokebook} comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams {a controversial phrase}, praises
{his god or his hero}, raises the
{jokebook} and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family, {and tells a politically incorrect joke}.

What do you do?

Option A, close the distance with a quickened pace, and prep my face muscles for a good exercise in laughter.

could you redo that with those little pulldown menus?